2014: Sportsmax

Fave inspiration for a collection everrrr (and I never exaggerate); Ron Jude's book Executive Model packed full of schexyyyy schnippetsss of photographs of business men in the 1990s - OOH PEEKABOO THERE'S A HINT OF A MAN'S BRIEF(case) - So obvz as a result most of the collection is as sharp as JT putting on his Suit and Tie. 

However, am not a bull, I don't need my bod to be covered in brown leather, I am not from Essex. Nor am I, you'll be surprised to hear given the neon orange of my fake-tanned skin, David Dickinson. So I'm not down with the head to toe leather look. Make the leather black and borderline S&M and then we're talking. When I finally found some PVC trousers in a sex shop age 17 my mother ordered me to get rid the minute I proudly creaked into the kitchen in them. Other than the Umpa Lumpa doopity-doo fancy dress, the suited n booted looks were delightful to a girl who's lifestyle idol is Pierce Brosnan's character's in Mrs Doubtfire. Seems all I need is a Sportsmax suit and a wood-trimmed white Mercedes estate. I know I'm obnoxious, please don't snap off my hood ornament. Actually I don't mind, as long as I got my suit and tie...

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