Resort 2014: Burberry Prorsum.

BURBZ; always a fave, always everyone's fave. Turns out, according to Christopher Bailey and how amaaaaaazing it looks on the half-my-width model, I need a green off the shoulder dress. Cue frantic eBay searches for the dress I would have been stuffed in at Christmas aged nine - yes stuffed in, the phrase that followed me at school and even featured on t-shirts 'Harriet Jackson built like a tank' wasn't for no reason.

I am loathe to say this but the see-through skirts remind me... maybe... a little... of Rihanna for River Island. I AM NOT HATING ON RIHANNA'S CLOTHES epsesh 'cause the hashtag RIHverIsland made me mega happy inside. Well done whoever thought of that, clearly not Rih herself; check out her Instagram, even the spelling of 'fuck', a word she uses a copious amount, seems beyond her. #PhuckYoGramma

The series of finale black/white dresses are a touch, and I apologise in advance for the blasphemy, I'll whisper it, they're a tad shhhhhh Lipsy with their bodycon and backless stylings. However fashion is fickle and Harriet is a hypocrite, I'm certain as soon as they are artfully draped around Sienna or Cara or whatever Bright Young Thing Christopher Bailey next places his Midas touch upon I'll be gagging for them.

MdV x

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