Oi Kreayshawn, if you're calling this collection basic you got it alllll backwards babe. This is bare luxury. Lounge-wear, aka pajamas, in proper fancy fabrics that are so unnecessary in your life, so not basic, so nonessential, that you'll find yourself needing them. Same as when you NEED a Chanel bumbag to keep your YSL cigarettes in. Sometimes, and I apologise for this, but sometimes life's better with a label. This collection's totes boring ole Bianca Maciaz jetting off to St. Tropez on the arm of Mick to become the iconic Bianca Jagger. This collection is made for the bod of a bond girl, travelling on a private jet. Don't you even think about wearing it, peasant.
Of course I can think about wearing it. The fabric of the loose caramel top and trousers is EXACTLY that of the Miss World 1998 outfit I wore to school in my youth - great idea for a fancy dress outfit Ma, just how arrogant do you wanna make a child? Thanks you enabler, you've made me what I am today - so obvz I've been set for this life from the beginning. Kinda hoping it'll hurry up now; I'm ready to get glamouruccied. For those of
A face kept popping into my mind as I viewed this collection, the face of a strong featured and strong minded woman with glowing, glorious Cuban skin. Bloody Eva Mendez. She could work these looks like no other; tie a headscarf round her head, pop Ryan Gosling's hand in hers and away she glows. I'll wear the jumper that makes me 'FRIDA'S' if it'll get me a ring that says I'm Ryan's.
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