Resort 2014: The Row

Ironic that this is the clothing you find in charity shops, ok not the materials which must be what people buy The Row for as the prices are, to use a mum word, EXTORTIONATE. I love the 90s (I'm scared of when this 90s obsession ends. What will be next? The noughties? No one wants to look like Liberty X let's just skip that decade head to this one and get our Courtney Stodden on) look of the long sleeved top under the long dresses that thrift stores are turning away, they have so many. Totes Empire Records. Just need a turned up velvet hat. Mine changed with the seasons - sunflower in summer, Christmas tree broach in winter.

This is what MK&A do, they instinctively create looks, on themselves and the catwalk, that are imitable. Which is great as they're an imitation of each other (clearly MK is the original, Ashley can bore off). 

I'm not a fan of the minimal cuts and cocoon shapes, I'm sick of this shape, no one wants to look like a potato. There's a lot of these shapes in this collection I can't get excited about, though I'm certain if my grubby fingers were ever allowed to brush these garms instead of Selfridge's security bashing them away I'd learn they're totes worth the $30,000 price tag. You can't put a price on wearing baby's skin. Except maybe in Korea.

I heart MK and the A that comes with her. They've got the best hair in Hollywood, however this collection does not get me buzzin as much as stalking their own outfits. I reckon they're going too grown up, too serious, in order to be taken seriously by the old fashion rags n hags. They've left out the fun in an effort to be taken seriously *cough* Victoria Beckham. Stop keeping the best stuff for yourselves girls. Though if I was worth $300m+ I would too. The rest of the world wouldn't even be clothed just incase I wanted to wear the 1980s Nikey vest that the Red Cross has saved for that little boy in Kenya. No one else ever get jeal of their garms on Comic Relief? Just me then.

As serious megababes they are the best models for their clothes, not this boring bint in the lookbook. At least get your minxy sis Elizabeth involved, those tits can wear anything. Not that I'm saying MK&A should never do telly again, So Little Time, recently voted best tv show everrrr (probably), was incred. Sing with me 

SO LITTLE TIME SO MUCH TO DO I'D RATHER SPEND MY DAYS WITH YOU, AND IF THAT DAY IS NOT ENOUGH, MAYBE WE CAN STAY IN TOUCH, I'M NOT MAKING PLANS FOR TOMOOOOOROW, FOR TOMOOOOOROW... NEVER COMES. (This blew my mind after a childhood of Annie singing to me that I would be loved tomorrow, it's only a dayyy awayyyy)

A lovely sentiment plus the show taught me everything I needed to know about handling twin behaviours which, with boy rents having the twin-thang, came in handy. This collection, however I do not think will come in handy. I adore your accessories though MK&A, not remotely handy at those prices but beautiful and desirable and out of reach and everything high-end bags should be. Thanks Mary-Kate, thanks (I suppose) Ashley.

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